英语常用幽默谚语118句
1、人合心，马合套。
2、人怕饿，地怕荒。
3、人哄地皮，地哄肚皮。
4、人急投亲，鸟急投林。
5、人敬有的，狗咬丑的。
6、人爱富的，狗咬穷的。
7、穷家难舍，熟地难离。
8、人怕信心齐，虎怕成群。
9、亲不过父母，近不过夫妻。
10、人不亏地皮，地不亏肚皮。
11、人不在大小，马不在高低。
12、人多出韩信，智多出孔明。
13、人强人欺病，人弱病欺人。
14、人活七十稀，请教不为低。
15、勤是摇钱树，俭是聚宝盆。
16、擒龙要下海，打虎要上山。
17、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。
18、内行看门道，外行看人行道。
19、爱吹牛的人，嘴边冒着青烟。
20、全是生姜不辣，全是花椒不麻。
21、一举首登龙虎榜，十年身到风凰池。
22、一人说话全有理，两人说话见高低。
23、一千个嘴把式，顶不上一个手把式。
24、一年盼望一年好，汗衫补得象夹袄。
25、一时强弱在于力，万古胜负在于理。
26、一根筷子容易折，十根筷子硬如铁。
27、不怕虎狼当面坐，只怕人前两面刀。
28、为人不做亏心事，半夜敲门心不惊。
29、人在福中不知福，船在水中不知流。
30、人家夸，一朵花；自己夸，人笑话。
31、先钉桩子后系驴，先撒窝子后钓鱼。
32、公鸡打架头对头，夫妻吵嘴不记仇。
33、好汉做事干到底，好马登程跑到头。
34、好铁要经三回炉，好书要经百回读。
35、姑舅亲，辈辈亲，打断骨头连着筋。
36、娘想儿，长江水，儿想娘，哭一场。
37、家人说话耳旁风，外人说话金字经。
38、小时不教成浑虫，长大不学成懒龙。
39、撒网要撒迎风网，开船要开顶风船。
40、有钱杀人不偿命，沒钱淘气也坐牢。
41、枯木逢春犹再发，人无两度再少年。
42、根深不怕风摇动，树正何愁影子斜。
43、桃三杏四梨五年，葡萄两年就换钱。
44、灰里芝麻泥里豆，菜籽田里摸泥鳅。
45、爸爸虽然是秃子，儿子仍然喊爸爸。
46、狐狸总要露尾巴，毒蛇总要吐舌头。
47、留得五湖明月在，不怕没处下金钩。
48、百世修来同船渡，千世修来共枕眠。
49、禾苗不认爹和娘，耕作到家多打粮。
50、秀才饿死不卖书，壮士穷途不卖剑。
51、种菜老婆吃菜脚，做鞋老婆打赤脚。
52、秦岭山脉一条线，南吃大米北吃面。
53、长木匠，短铁匠，不长不短是裁缝。
54、门前有马非为富，家中有人不算穷。
55、龙游浅水遭虾戏，虎落平阳被犬欺。
56、阿大穿新，阿二穿旧，阿三穿补，要四穿破。
57、有爱情的生活是幸福的，为爱情而生活是愚蠢的。
58、忠实的人，对人处处关心；虚伪的人，对人当面奉承。
59、People fit in, horses fit in.
60、People respect, dogs bite ugly.
61、A boaster has smoke on his lips.
62、人生只有两种事，就是幸福和愁苦；一种口头说出来，一种心里暗想着。
63、Seventy people live a sparse life.
64、A thousand mouthholds, not one handleholds.
65、People fear confidence, tigers fear crowds.
66、Long carpenters, short blacksmiths, tailors.
67、People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.
68、Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.
69、No man loses his skin, no man loses his belly.
70、Parents are not close to parents, but couples.
71、People are not big, horses are not high or low.
72、Poor families are inseparable from familiarity.
73、People rush to relatives, birds rush to forests.
74、Life with love is happy, life for love is foolish.
75、People coax the ground, the ground coax the belly.
76、Sesame mud in ash, beans in rapeseed field, loach.
77、People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.
78、All raw ginger is not spicy, all pepper is not numb.
79、More people than Han Xin, more wisdom than Kong Ming.
80、Niang wants to cry, Yangtze River, Niang wants to cry.
81、Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.
82、Looking forward to a good year, sweaters are like jackets.
83、People are afraid of hunger, but people are afraid of famine.
84、Money kills people for life, and money mischief goes to prison.
85、One chopstick folds easily, ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.
86、Although his father is bald, his son still calls for his father.
87、The expert watches the doorway, the layman watches the sidewalk.
88、To cast a net against the wind, to sail a ship against the wind.
89、A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.
90、Don't be afraid to knock at the door in the middle of the night.
91、The fox always shows its tail and the snake always spits its tongue.
92、Cocks fight head-to-head, husbands and wives quarrel without revenge.
93、One person speaks with all reason, two people speak with high or low.
94、A good man does everything to the end, and a good horse runs to the end.
95、Bai Shixiu came to the same boat and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.
96、A man knows no happiness in happiness, but a ship knows no flow in water.
97、First place on the list of dragons and tigers, ten years to Fenghuangchi.
98、Good iron goes through three hearths and good books go through a hundred.
99、Catching dragons is to go to sea and fighting tigers is to go up the hill.
100、Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.
101、The vegetable-growing wife eats food feet and the shoe-making wife barefoot.
102、Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.
103、Scholars die of hunger and do not sell books, but warriors do not sell swords.
104、The dead wood will return in spring, and no one will ever be a teenager again.
105、First nail the stake, then tie the donkey, first scatter the nest and then fish.
106、For a moment strength lies in strength, and for all time success lies in reason.
107、Uncles and relatives, from generation to generation, broke the bones and tendons.
108、Family members speak indifferently, while outsiders speak in the golden scripture.
109、Peaches, apricots and pears are five years old, and grapes change money in two years.
110、If you don't teach a worm in an hour, if you grow up, you don't learn to be a lazy dragon.
111、There are only two things in life, happiness and sorrow; one is spoken, the other is thought.
112、Faithful people care about people everywhere; hypocritical people flatter people face to face.
113、Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.
114、A Da wears new clothes, A Er wears old clothes, A San wears mending clothes, four wears through.
115、There are horses in front of the door who are not rich, and some in the family who are not poor.
116、They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.
117、He seedlings do not recognize his father and his mother, so they farm at home and get more grain.
118、There is a line in the Qinling Mountains, where rice is eaten in the South and noodles in the north.